DEAR WISE ONE

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Dear Wise One,

I have a crush on someone and I dont know what to do, I am scared to tell him. What do I do?

-Anonymous

 

well Anonymous, i think you should give him cute hints, like smile when he looks your way but not to much you dont want to look like creep, maybe ask him if he likes anyone, just keep being yourself and it will all workout.

 

always wise

 

 

love wise one

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Dear wise one,

I dont know what to do, see these two boys like me and i like both of them but I dont know which one to pick... can you help me?

 

 

 

love

stuckbetweenthetwo

 

 

 

 

 

well StuckBetweenTheTwo I think you should try and think about which one you can not be without, think about what life would be like if one of them was gone for a day and then do the same for the other. Also try and think of the one who would be a better boyfriend to you, but if your not looking for anything serious then go with the other one, I am sure in the end you will make the right choice. Also which one puts the biggest smile on your face:). If you think you can get away with it, try both for a while, it's high school have fun.

 

 

always wise

 

 

 

love wise one

 

 

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Dear Wise One,

I have this friend who "fell on a stick" and it cut his neck. He says he fell on a stick, but i think that it was vampires, and i am soooo scared of vampires that I can't go near him because when you get bitten by a vampire, you turn into one. PLEASE HELP!

 

Love,

Vampified

 

 

well Vampified, you cant be so sure your friend is a vampire, check for certain signs, take him to a mirror and if you can see him in the mirror your ok, then take him to a pretzel place and get him a garlic flavored one..see what happeneds if he wants it then you should be ok, but i would make sure before getting to close. And heyy if you might be dating or "friends with benefits" with this "vampire" then i would hold off on the ooolala.

 

always wise

 

love wise one

 

 

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Dear Wise One,

 

How do i tell my friend that they should switch to a different. stronger deodorant/fragance..if you know what i mean...i don't want their feelings..

-ickyickypoo

 

 

well Ickyickyoo, there are many things you can do to prevent your friend from stinking, you could say heyy! friend i have this new perfume that is amazing,you want to try it? or you could get them a gift of new smell, or you could sneak a new deodorant, and place it in their bathroom. or everytime they walk by, you could spray some good smells on them, be creative.

 

always wise

 

 

love wise one

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Dear Wise One,

 

I read Vampifieds thing, and I think I saw that person looking in the mirror.......and he had no reflection!!! yikes! what should our student body do??

 

Love,

Scaredypants

 

 

 

well Scaredypants, i am a little scared myself, but we got to stick strong together. This is what we will do if someone does get attacked by the vampire, we will send a warning to the students, and one day at school we will all run away and vampy wont know, so we wont get attacked.

stay strong

 

 

always wise

 

love wise one

 

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So, DearWiseOne, who are you?

 

Love, Whowantstoknow

 

 

 

 

well Whowantstoknow, see i am a very wise one

 

always wise

 

love wise one

 

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Dearwiseone,

I realize this, but who are you?

-Whowantstoknow

 

 

 

well once again Whowantstoknow, i am who ever you want me to be, someone around your school, someone in the hall and in the classrooms, someone wise. or maybe just a friend, someone to listen when you need to talk or have a question or just any old thing to say, like i said i am who you want me to be..

 

always wise

 

love wise one

 

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Dear wise one,

I really hate this girl, and everyone else agrees with me, but whenever shes around they act like they are her best friends. Its really getting old. What should I do?

 

 

well i dont think you should act like her friend if you dont like her, be truthful to her and dont pretend to be her best friend if thats not how you feel. do u mind me asking why you dont like her?

 

always wise

 

love wise one

 

 

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dear wiseone,

this pretty much makes my existance! i'm also concerned about the vampire issue at this school. we need a sign so we know when to run!!! what should it be????

 

---stokedaboutthispage

 

 

well stokedaboutthispage, thank you very much i wuv u too. well it should be get away from the    vampire!!

 

always wise

 

 

love wise one

 

 

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Wise One,

I have a comment about the girl who hates the other girl.. i think that she should tell her cuz she might not now how your friends feel about her and she doesnt want friends that dont like her. if you tell her then she might start hanging out with different people and you wont have to deal with her.

i love this page wise one!

 

 

well i def love u too! and you have grrreat advice aswell, keep it up!

always wise

 

 love wise one

 

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dear wise one,

im quite dissapointed you didnt respond to my question. its a valid question. i am truly concerned.

---stokedaboutthispage

 

 

well stokedaboutthispage i just did

 

always wise

 

love wise one

 

 

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Oh Amazing Wise One,

My friend and I are deathly afraid of oranges, yet a boy who sits at our table eats 7 oranges every day for lunch. He is aware of our orange-a-phobia, yet decides to continue to eat the oranges, tossing the peels in our direction. Not only am I afraid for our safety but also its not too healthy to be eating 7 oranges every day. What should we do, and how should we confront him about this fear?

- Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia Committee

 

well Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia Committee, first of all hahahaha thats funny, and second you should find out a fear of his and scare him with it, put it on him whatever you want, be creative. Or pretend like you dont care about the oranges, he will lose interest in bothering you with them, but if that doesnt work. Make him mad , if he is a friend dont pay much attention to him till he says he will stop tossing them at you, and tell him that he will develop orange gross teeth that no girls will like if he doesnt cut down on the amount of oranges a day.

 

always wise

 

love wise one.

 

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dear wise,

your lucky to be so wise.  please ell me what to do.  my friends friends friend told me that i dont know the true meaning of friendship and it hurt me alot. well then what is it?

 

-stuck54

 

 

 

well stuck54 i am really glad u asked this. the true meaning of friendship, is someone who is always there for their friend, someone who doesnt talk bad about thier friend, someone who is there to talk, and someone you have fun with, someone you can trust and someone who cares for their friend. if you are all those things to your friends then i dont know why your friends friends friend should have a reason to say that you dont know the true meaning of firnedship. but also people make mistakes, and a true friend would be honest with their friends and tell them the truth.

 

always wise

 

love wise one

 

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Wise,

 

I had this dream about my brother and one of my friends... And well, I told my friend about it, and he got all angry at me! and i was like what the heck, you know?! chill! I can't help what I dream.. it's not my fault him and my brother are like good friends! Does my dream mean anything? Is my psyche trying to tell me something!???? How do I get my friend to talk to me again???

PLEASE WISE. I NEED HELP. ASAP.

 

 

 well i say it is perfectly normal to have werid dreams.. i have werid dreams all the time and it is really werid that your friend wont talk to you, i mean like you said u cant help what you dream, no one can.  and yo get ur friend to talk to u again, maybe just never tell them about ur dreams again lol, and just forget about it, and if they talk bad to u about the dream be like what ever you______(bring up something werid they have done) and hopefully that will be the end. if they are forreal a good friend they will talk to u again and if not they are the werid one for having normal dreams, trust me everyone has werid dreams.

 

always wise

 

love wise one

 

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Dear Wise one,

 

I have this friend who incidentaly still has a problem with wetting the bed. Me and by friends give him crap for it but I only do it because I feel pressured into doing so. I dont want to make fun of him anymore because he wont want to hang out with us again, but if I dont Im afraid of being outcasted. What should I do?

 

 

 

 

 dear friendwithafriendwhowetsthebed,

 

well friendwithafriendwhowetsthebed, i say u just dont make fun of him i mean when ur friends say something mean about it just dont say anything mean, and later maybe talk to ur friends that say bad things about him and say to them (not to seriously)and just simply tell them "heyy guys i really dont think we should talk bad about him wetting the bed, i mean im sure we all have something embarressing"and maybe tell the bed wetter not to tell all his personal info to everyone.

 

always wise

 

love wise one

 

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Dear Wise One,

 

My friend stole one of my Pokemon cards and it made me really angry. I tried to bring it up to him, but he only tried to battle me. I can't battle with my sad pink little fluffy Jigglypuff! I really want my holographic Charizard back. What do I do?

 

love,

ihatejigglypuff

 

 

 

dear ihatejigglypuff,

 

well ihatejigglypuff i am so sorry abt your stolen pokemon, i think you should ask him one more time nicely for your card back and if he doesnt give it back you should take one of his (one of his favorite) and say if u dont give me mine back i am keeping urs. if that doesnt work write me back.

 

always wise

 

love wise one

 

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Dear Wise One,

 

Who wins? A Gator or a Seminole?

 

Ciao,

Venezia

 

 

dear venezia

 

well venezia, gators.

 

always wise

 

love wise one.

 

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 Alright wiseguy,

 

Who wins a gator... or a tiger?

 

-Whoknows? 

 

 

dear whoknows

 

well whoknows, tiger.

 

always wise

 

love wise one.

 

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